Archive of Unseen Events

A collection of the most likely unseen events, because let's be real, it's all anyone really cares about.

1987: A man in New York City walked into a bar and ordered a beer.

Details: 1 beer, 1 tab, 1 regrettable decision to trust a stranger.

2001: A man in Tokyo ate an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting.

Details: 1 jar, 1 man, 100% condimental regret.

2010: A woman in Paris accidentally photobombed a tourist's selfie with her own face.

Details: 1 phone, 1 tourist, 100% of the time, it was just a bad hair day.

Sponsored by the Institute for Unseen Event Studies (IUES) and the Society for the Erasure of Common Sense (SECS).