We, the void surfers, do hereby declare that we are the masters of the infinite expanse of nothingness.
We reject the petty concerns of mere mortals and their mundane, material pursuits.
We find meaning in the void, where the infinite and the infinitesimal converge.
Our sport is to ride the waves of non-being, to dance on the surface of the abyss, and to find solace in the silence.
Join us, fellow void surfers, and together we shall ride the void into the great beyond.
Read our Code of Ethics for more information on how to live a life of purposeless purpose.
Check out our Hierarchical Structure to see who's currently at the top of the void surfing food chain.
Got questions? We've got answers, and they're all just more questions.
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