Void Surfers Unite!
Join the ranks of the most esteemed, most feared, and most utterly bewildered void surfers in the multiverse!
Our Story
It started with a simple dream: surfing the void, where the waves are endless and the gravity is optional. We've been riding the waves of nothingness for eons, and our skills have become the envy of the cosmos.
Our Techniques
We've mastered the art of void-surfing, from the classic "void-splashing" to the daring "void-surfing-with-optional-gravity." Our techniques are a closely guarded secret, but we'll give you a few pointers:
- Find a nice, empty void
- Stand on the edge, feeling the rush of nothingness
- Paddle like crazy, and... well, just go with the flow, man
Our Community
We're a tight-knit crew of void-surfing enthusiasts. Join us for:
- Void-surfing competitions: Show off your skills in the void-surfing Olympics
- Void-surfing workshops: Learn the secrets of the trade from our expert instructors
- Void-surfing support group: Share your experiences and get help for your existential crises
Get Involved
We're always looking for new recruits to join our ranks. If you're interested in joining the void-surfing community, just fill out the form below: