WARNING: You are at risk of developing a severe case of Void Syndrome!
Also known as "The Feeling of Emptiness," Void Syndrome is a rare condition where one experiences an overwhelming sense of nothingness, often accompanied by an intense desire to watch paint dry.
Symptoms:
- Negativity towards all forms of creativity and joy
- Uncontrollable urge to stare at blank walls for extended periods
- Inability to experience pleasure or excitement without feeling guilty
- Unexplained increase in productivity in staring out the window
Causes:
- Exposure to too much existential dread
- Insufficient cuddles with fluffy animals
- Watching too many YouTube videos of grass growing
What to do:
- Consult a professional Void Syndrome Specialist (available by appointment only)
- Try staring at a mirror for 5 hours straight, but only if you're feeling particularly brave
- Call a friend and ask them to bring you a puzzle to work on, but only if you're sure it'll be fun
- Learn about our experimental Void Syndrome Treatment Plan