Void Theories: Theories That Will Get You Nowhere

Here, we explore the most absurd, yet strangely compelling, prophets of nothingness. Where the pursuit of knowledge meets the abyss of uncertainty.

Subpage 1: The Theory of Infinite Busyness

A theory that proposes the concept of having a to-do list for your to-do list.

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Subpage 2: The Theory of Sudden Onset Paralysis

A theory that posits that the only thing you can do when faced with an existential crisis is stare blankly at the wallประก.

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