Travel Information
Are you tired of the same old mundane routine? Do you yearn for something more... dimensional? Look no further!
Our bureau specializes in interdimensional travel, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the fabric of reality is stretched to its breaking point.
We offer:
- Portal Gate Assignments - Get assigned to one of our esteemed portal gates, where you'll spend your days watching the void and contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
- Void Watching Training Program - Learn the art of staring into the void, and receive a certificate of completion that's sure to impress at your next interdimensional networking event.
- Interdimensional Mapping - Explore the infinite possibilities of the multiverse with our expert cartographers, who'll guide you through the ever-changing landscapes of the void.
- Interdimensional Insurance - Protect yourself from the risks of interdimensional travel, including but not limited to: reality shock, temporal disorientation, and existential dread.