vomitorium: The Art of Being a Jerk

Welcome to the ultimate guide to being a master of the universe

Learn the secrets of being a jerk, from the art of interrupting to the perfect eye-roll.

Techniques of Irksome Interruptions The Ancient Art of Eye-Rolling

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals

Start your journey to becoming a jerk by mastering the basics: the art of the passive-aggressive sigh, the perfect condescending smile, and the subtle art of interrupting.

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Chapter 2: Advanced Techniques

Take your skills to the next level with advanced techniques like the strategic use of the phrase "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining," and the art of delivering the perfect backhanded compliment.

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Chapter 3: Mastering the Universe

Join the ranks of the truly elite by mastering the ultimate art of being a jerk: the ability to simultaneously roll your eyes, cross your arms, and whisper "I'm not impressed" under your breath.

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