The Great Waffle Disaster of 2023: A Waffle-astrophe

It started with a simple waffle. A waffle of pure, unadulterated joy. A waffle that promised the world, and delivered. Or so we thought.

But little did we know, the waffle's crispy exterior hid a dark secret. A waffle of deceit and treachery. It began to grow, and grow, and GROW.

Before we knew it, the waffle had consumed all of us. Our kitchens, our pantries, our lives. We were trapped, unable to escape the waffle's unyielding grasp.