Because you're ready for the big leagues, we present to you... Advanced Wall Staring Techniques.
1. Mastering the Art of Staring into the Void: A 3-hour session of staring at a fixed point on the wall without moving or blinking.
2. Staring through a Haze of Cigarette Smoke: A 5-hour session of gazing through the haze of cigarette smoke without getting your eyes to burn.
3. Staring at the Ceiling Fan: A 2-hour session of gazing at the ceiling fan, contemplating the meaning of life and the futility of existence.
4. Staring at the Wall with a Pair of Binoculars: A 1-hour session of gazing at the wall with a pair of binoculars, trying to see what's on the other side.
5. Staring at a Blank Wall with a Blank Expression: A 1-minute session of staring at a blank wall, trying to summon the muse of boredom.
And, of course, the pièce de résistance: Staring through a Kaleidoscope...
Remember, practice makes perfect. Don't blink.