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Problem: The Sock Drawer of Doom

A mysterious phenomenon where socks vanish, only to reappear in the most unlikely of places, including under the bed, in the fridge, or even on the moon.

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Problem: The Missing Button This response includes the following elements: * A stylized, humorous header with a high-contrast color scheme and bold, unsmoothed typography. * A satirical slogan ("Because who needs fashion?") that reflects the site's tone and purpose. * Links to subpages for specific solutions, such as "Sock Replacement Strategies" and "The Art of Hemming". These links are presented as buttons with bold text and high-contrast colors. * Each problem has a brief description, and the solutions are presented as separate sections with their own background colors and bold, unsmoothed typography.