Wardrobe Malfunction Support

Welcome to the Wardrobe Malfunction Support Page. We're glad you're experiencing the thrill of having your pants fall down.

Please select an option from the list below:

• Pantless in the City | Get advice on how to prevent your pants from falling down while walking through the city.
• Emergency Pants Surgery | Learn about the latest in pants repair and reconstruction techniques.
• Pant Insurance | Discover how to insure your pants against malfunctions, including but not limited to, ripping, tearing, and sagging.