Warning: The following list of wardrobe malfunctions are known to cause catastrophic consequences. Reader discretion is advised.
| Malfunction Type | Description |
|---|---|
| Sock Disasters | Socks that refuse to match, leading to existential dread and social anxiety. |
| Shoe Odyssey | A shoe that has gone rogue, wandering the house in search of its mate. |
| Pantastrophe | Pants that have lost their elasticity, causing discomfort and distress. |
| Dress Cataclysm | A dress that has become sentient and will not be removed. |
For more information on these catastrophic wardrobe malfunctions, see our Wardrobe Emergency Protocol.