WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS

When your clothes just won't fit right, it's not just about the pants, it's about the existential crisis that comes with it.

Where the clothes fit, but the world doesn't make sense.

Where the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of a million bad decisions.

Where the seams of your sanity are expertly stitched back together, one thread at a time.

Popular Malfunctions:

We've all been there: that moment when your clothes shrink in the wash.

We've all lost one, but have you ever lost a whole collection?

It's like the fabric of reality just gave up on you.

It started with a single sock, then they just kept coming back...