ABNORMAL USE: Warranty Exclusions
For warranty claims that defy the laws of physics, logic, and sanity.
Examples of abnormal use include, but are not limited to:
- Riding a unicycle on the edge of a pool of lava while wearing a fedora.
- Using our widgets to hold back a tidal wave of despair.
- Operating a chainsaw while blindfolded and reciting the entirety of "The Iliad".
See also: Extra-Terrestrial Use
Or: Paranoid Perpetration
Or: Quantum Entanglement
Standard Use is just for suckers.
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