Defective Materials - Warranty Exclusions

Warning: the following materials have been known to cause spontaneous combustion, turn you into a toad, or make you question the life choices that led you here. Use at your own risk.

Materials include:

• Plaid pants (known to cause excessive flailing and/or spontaneous combustion)
• Trouser trousers (have been known to turn you into a toad)
• Velcro shoes (may make you question every life choice you've ever made)
• Flourescent pink socks (guaranteed to attract every fly within a 5-mile radius)

For more information on how to properly inspect your materials, visit our Inspection Procedures page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Warranty Exceptions for materials that are just plain weird.

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