Welcome to the Express Warranty page, where we promise that our product won't break for exactly 37 days and 14 minutes.
But wait, there's more! If it does break, you might just get a free sticker that says "I'm sorry not sorry"!
For more information on our Terms and Conditions, click here.
If you're still unsure, you might want to visit our Frequently Asked Questions page.
We're not responsible for any emotional distress caused by reading this warranty information.