Because who needs a 4K TV when you can have a 16:9 ratio on a 19" CRT?
Our machines are designed to make you question every life choice you've ever made. They're like a bad penny that just keeps on falling, but with more static.
This baby's got more wires than a 1980s phonebook.
Read the specs$500.00 (plus shipping and a few therapy sessions)
It's like a VHS player, but with more beeps.
Fine print$700.00 (plus a good lawyer)