Ways We Could Have Prevented This

Here's a rundown of some potential ways we could have avoided the catastrophic mess we're in today:

Subpage 1: Not Eating Cheetos for Breakfast

We could have started by not eating Cheetos for breakfast. I mean, who thought that was a good idea, anyway?

Subpage 2: Using a Map to Navigate

Instead of getting lost in the woods, we could have used a map. Or a compass. You know, the old-fashioned way.

Or maybe we could have just asked for directions?

Subpage 3: Investing in a Time Machine

We could have invested in a time machine, like that one guy did. You know, the one with the DeLorean?

Or we could have just taken the bus.