Welcome to the Wealthy Gathering Inheritance Issues Portal, where the cream of the crop come to squabble over who gets what.
We're currently experiencing a crisis of epic proportions, with several esteemed families vying for control of the most lucrative inheritances in the land.
Will it be the Smiths' sprawling mansion in the Hamptons or the Jones's prized collection of rare, exotic yachts? Only time (and a healthy dose of lawyers) will tell.
Stay tuned for updates on the following cases:
Just in: sources close to the matter confirm that the Smiths' lawyer has been seen sipping champagne on the Jones's yacht, fueling speculation of a possible truce.
But don't be fooled - this is just a clever ploy to distract from the real issue at hand: who will get to keep the really nice garden gnomes.