The Peacekeeper 3000: Because Diplomacy is Overrated

For when your in-laws just won't quit

Features:

• Advanced Conflict Resolution Algorithm (ACRA)
• Sophisticated Mediation Techniques
• Discreetly Administered Sedatives
• Integrated Discrepancy Disruptors

Subpages:

• Mediators: The Neutral Third-Party Specialists
• Terminators: When Negotiation Fails