The Shotshell

The Shotshell is a weapon of mass distraction. Its primary function is to create an unnecessary diversion, buying time for the user to make a witty remark or escape through a nearby window.

Features:

• Highly effective at distracting enemies with an endless supply of puns and witty banter.
• Can be easily upgraded with an additional can of silly string for increased range and accuracy.
• May cause temporary blindness due to excessive use of neon colors and flashing lights.

Upgrade to the Parachute Model for increased escape options.

Add an Extra String for increased range.

Consider the Flash Banger for a more... explosive experience.