We are experiencing high levels of existential dread due to an unexpected increase in spontaneous disco parties.
For emergency contact info, please dial our 24/7 hotline: 1-800-DISCO-INFO
We will do our best to assist you in finding the perfect solution to your disco- related emergency. Please be patient as our team of highly trained specialists are on their way to the disco.
WARNING: Do not attempt to contact us during peak disco hours (Thursday nights after 10 PM). Our team is busy getting their groove on.
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Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any damage caused by excessive dancing or spontaneous outbursts of funk.