Today's Top 5 Panic Buys:
- 1. Canned Goods (in case the apocalypse)
- 2. Bottled Water (for hydration and/or hoarding)
- 3. Non-Perishable Snacks (because who needs fresh food, anyway?)
- 4. Flashlights (for navigating through the ruins)
- 5. Jammers and Stereos (because music is the best way to cope)