Galactic Overlord's Weather Service

Weather Forecast

Sunny Weather

Today: Partly cloudy with a high chance of disappointment in the Galactic Empire. Expect scattered showers of bureaucratic red tape and a low chance of actual freedom.

Forecasted Weather

Tomorrow: High pressure system of oppressive overlords and a 100% chance of soul-crushing boredom. Possible chance of rebellion and/or spontaneous combustion.

Sunny Weather

Weekend: Mostly cloudy with a high chance of bureaucratic inefficiency and a low chance of actual progress. Possible chance of spontaneous combustion or spontaneous applause.

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