Requirements Gathering: Because Who Needs Clear Goals, Right?

Here's a list of things we're pretty sure the client wants, but maybe didn't say:

1. Something that looks like this:
   • With some sort of scrolling feature
   • And a picture of a cat
   • Maybe a button that says 'Click Me!'
2. Something that's 'responsive'... like, it should work on all devices, right?
3. A thing that's 'modern'... we're not really sure what that means, but it sounds good

Requirements gathering: because who needs a clear vision, right?