We set out to create the world's most efficient web server, but what we ended up with was... well, this.
It was supposed to be the pinnacle of coding prowess, the crowning achievement of our team's skills. But, as it turned out, our "innovative" approach to coding resulted in a mess of tangled spaghetti code that would've given the most seasoned hacker a run for their money.
Our team of "experts" (read: college interns with an hour of experience each) were so caught up in the excitement of creating something new that we forgot the most basic tenets of coding: "Keep it simple," and "Don't use Comic Sans."