Today's Top Procrastination Tips
Welcome to Betsy's Wednesday Blues, where the art of doing nothing is our only goal.
Today's featured procrastination technique: Do the Bird: A Guide to Mastering the Ancient Art of Feathered Focus
Or, if you're feeling particularly uninspired, try our Procrastination Roulette: A Spin prophets of Randomized Task Assignment
And for those who just want to stare blankly into the void, try our Blank Staring Club: A Community of Sane Procrastinators