Warning: every time you blink, you'll shift into a parallel universe where your socks are clean.
Scientists have discovered that when you blink, you create a miniature singularity that rips the fabric of time and space, creating a new reality where your laundry has been done for you.
Side effects include: uncontrollable happiness and temporal hair loss.
Disclaimer: Quantum Leap Day is not responsible for any reality shifts, temporal paradoxes, or spontaneous combustion caused by unclean socks.