Wednesday Blues: What to Do with Our Lives

When the existential dread of adulthood sets in, and your aunt's nagging starts to get on your nerves, it's time to learn the art of making peace with your aunt.

Lesson Plan: The Three Rs of Aunt Relations

R1. Respect: Remember, Aunt Mabel loves to talk, and talking is a form of affection

When interacting with your aunt, it's essential to listen actively and respond with empathy. This doesn't mean you have to agree with her, just pretend you do.

For example, when she asks about your job, you can say, "Yes, Auntie, I've found my true calling, and it's been a real journey."

R2. Relentlessness: Be prepared for the inevitable barrage of questions and comments

Your aunt will find a way to probe, prod, and pry. Be prepared to deflect with a well-timed, witty remark or a strategically placed phone call.

For instance, when she asks if you're dating, you can say, "I'm focusing on my craft, Auntie, and my art is my boyfriend."

R3. Reconciliation: Learn to forgive and forget (or at least pretend to)

After a particularly grueling session of aunt-nagging, take a step back, and practice self-care. Forgive yourself for not being the perfect niece or nephew, and pretend to forget the whole ordeal.

Repeat this process until you're ready to face the music again. It's like a never-ending game of aunt-ninja, but trust us, it's worth it.

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