Stock Up on Snacks

It's Wednesday, which means you've made it exactly 2.5 days without doing anything productive.

Time to stock up on some essential snacks to get you through the hump day blues:

• Buy Beer (and a six-pack of existential dread)
• Indulge in couch crafting: the art of creating 10 identical, hand-embroidered, cat-shaped throw pillows
• Develop a healthy skepticism towards the concept of 'getting stuff done'
• Learn to cook a better burrito: the secret to fueling up for the impending existential crisis