Wednesday's Wednesday's Wednesday: The Art of Self-Defense

Welcome, fellow Wednesday enthusiasts, to Wednesday's Wednesday's Wednesday. Here, you will learn the art of self-defense, but not just any self-defense. No, no. We're talking about the kind of self-defense that involves a healthy dose of sarcasm, a pinch of existential dread, and a dash of Wednesday-specific tactics.

First things first, let's talk about the importance of having a solid Wednesday-specific defense strategy. You see, Wednesdays are notorious for their ability to suck the joy out of any day. But with our expert training, you'll be ready to face whatever Wednesday throws at you with confidence and a raised eyebrow.

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