Nap Time Schedule - Wednesday

Wednesday is the worst.

Here is your schedule:

• 10:00 AM - Wake up, human.
• 10:15 AM - Stare blankly at wall.
• 10:30 AM - Think about all the things you should be doing.
• 11:00 AM - Take a three-hour nap.
• 2:00 PM - Panic about not being productive.
• 3:00 PM - Repeat steps 1-5.

Don't forget to set your alarm!

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