Wednesday Woes: Where to Find Taco Techno
Because Adulting Up in the 90s Was a Real Thing
Are you tired of the same old boring, artisanal taco Tuesday? Do you want to experience the thrill of eating a meal that's almost as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide will lead you to the secret underground taco techno scene in the heart of suburbia.
Taco Techno Tuesdays are a real thing, and they're only available on Wednesdays. Don't believe me? Check out DontAsk Questions for more information.
But be warned: our guide is not for the faint of heart. Or stomach. Or both. You've been warned.