Weed Control Tip 3: The Art of the Perfect Dopey Smile

When dealing with pesky pot-smoking neighbors, it's essential to master the art of the perfect "dopey smile." This involves flashing a charming, yet suspiciously wide, grin in their direction, while secretly plotting their downfall with an arsenal of noise complaints and sternly worded letters.

Key elements of the perfect dopey smile include:

• A hint of menace, a dash of menace, a pinch of menace.
• A smile that says, "I'm not judging you, I'm just here for the kids."
• A sparkle in the eye that screams, "I'm watching you, and I have a TIPS HOTLINE on speed dial."

Practice makes perfect, so try it out on your next unsuspecting neighbor:

Remember, a good weed control specialist always keeps their cool, but never their sense of humor.