Monday

The day of the week when you realize you forgot to set an alarm and will be late for the meeting that's going to determine the fate of your career.

Tuesday's just as bad, if not worse, but hey, it's Tuesday.

Wednesday's the new Friday, but without the fun.

Thursday's just a reminder that the weekend is still a ways off, and you're not even close.

Friday's Frustration

The weekend, where you can pretend you're a functioning member of society, but secretly you're just a mess of anxiety and regret.