Weekender Griper's Adulting Guide

Because, let's face it, you're an adult now.

Chapter 1: Basic Adulting

1.1: Paying Bills

You're going to need to pay bills, apparently.

Here's the basic idea: bills are things you pay. To pay for things you use.

• Bills and Bullshit

Chapter 2: Cooking Without Setting Off the Fire Alarm

2.1: Not Burning Down the House

Apparently, fire is bad.

Here's the basic idea: don't touch any sharp objects.

• Culinary Fire Safety

Chapter 3: Adulting Without a Social Life

3.1: Pretending to Have Friends

Apparently, people like to hang out.

Here's the basic idea: pretend to be having fun.

• Faking it Till They Make It