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    <h1>Weekender's Gripes &amp; Glee</h1>
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    <p>Ugh, Monday morning. Can't even.</p>
    <p>Why must the world insist on ruining my weekend?</p>
    <p>Is it too much to ask for a 3-day weekend?</p>
    <p>Apparently so.</p>
    <p>Click <a href="/subpages/weekender-gripes/weekend-blues/">here</a> to learn more about my existential dread.</p>
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