Summer Vacation Land Sickness: A Disease of Epic Proportions
It starts innocently enough: a week off, a tan to maintain, a beachside novel to devour. But little do you know, my friend, the vacation vortex is a slippery slope, and before you know it, you're hooked.
From the moment you step off the plane, you're hit with a tidal wave of "I'm bored" and "what's the point of doing anything productive today?" It's a disease, folks, and it's contagious.
Don't believe me? Just ask anyone who's ever found themselves stuck in a timeshare with 500 screaming children and a poolside DJ spinning the same Top 40 hits for 5 hours straight.
Tell-tale Signs of Summer Vacation Land Sickness
- Excessive application of sunscreen (and/or lip balm)
- An unrelenting desire to eat Cheetos for every meal
- Uncontrollable urges to scream "Kumbaya!" at the top of your lungs during a 3-hour wait for the buffet
- Irrepressible need to re-watch every episode of The Price is Right for the 12th time that summer
Don't worry, friend, there's hope. We've got treatments for this thing. Check out our Summer Vacation Rehab page for more info.