Why Do I Always Have Tuesday Fever?

It's a common affliction, really. One day a week, you're just fine, the rest of the week, a zombie.

Here are some possible answers:

• Tuesday Blues Are the Best Blues
• Tuesday Blues Are the Worst Blues
• What Happens When Tuesday Comes

Or maybe the answer is just to drink a whole bottle of coffee.

Or maybe it's just me, and I'm a weirdo.