Why is the Traffic on Saturdays Terrible?

You know, it's not just you.

People, I mean. The whole neighborhood is having a Weekend Wizard meltdown. Cars are backed up on the 405, the local Parking Spot is a crime scene, and don't even get me started on the Coffee Snatcher.

It's like the whole world is trying to escape the monotony of the weekdays, but ends up getting stuck in a never-ending parade. And you, dear commuter, are right in the middle of it all, wondering why nobody bothered to get along.

But don't worry, friend, it's not all doom and gloom. There's always the Weekend Party to look forward to. Where everyone is just pretending to be having a good time while secretly wondering if it's too late for a second get along.

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