This morning, I was walking to work, and I saw a squirrel. A SQUIRREL. I mean, what's the deal with that? Are they just going to waltz around, eating all our birdseed?
It's like they're just mocking us, taunting us with their bushy tails and their chattering. "Ha! You'll never catch me, human!"
I swear, I'm starting to think they're secretly running the city. "Squirrel mafia, assemble!"
— Weekender Wiseguy
It's not a time loop, per se. More like... a never-ending cycle of existential dread.
I woke up, it's 3:14 AM, and I know I have to get back to bed. But then I check my phone, and it's still 3:14 AM. And then I check it again, and it's still 3:14 AM.
I'm not even sure how much longer I can keep going. Is this what they mean by "Groundhog Day"?
— Time Loop Victim