Weekly Apocalyptic Updates

Volcano Erupts in Iceland, Covers Entire Island in Lava

As of last week, the once-stable volcano in Iceland has erupted, spewing molten rock and ash into the atmosphere. The entire island is now covered in a thick layer of molten lava, making it look like a giant, fiery pizza.

Residents of Reykjavik are advised to evacuate immediately, but reports are coming in of people trying to surf the lava flows like they're trying to catch waves at the beach.

Read about the impending doom of ash fall

Global Warming Causes Puddle to Form in Parking Lot

A small puddle has miraculously formed in the parking lot outside the local mall, defying all logic and scientific understanding. The puddle is so large that it's being considered a potential threat to global stability.

Local residents are being advised to send in their resumes, as the puddle has already attracted the attention of several major tech companies looking to harness its climate-changing power.

Learn more about the puddle's potential impact