Andromeda's finest export, the rare and precious G'lorgian Spice, is in short supply due to a trade embargo by the sinister forces of the Dark Nebula. Meanwhile, the planet Zorvath is experiencing a severe shortage of Quasar-grade coffee beans, causing its inhabitants to turn to the black market.
But wait, it gets worse! The newly formed Intergalactic Trade Union of Rogue Planets (ITURP) has announced a boycott of all goods produced on the heavily indebted planet, Xeridia-IV. The Xeridianian government is on the brink of collapse, and their once-thriving export market is in shambles.
And don't even get us started on the price of space-gasoline. It's through the roof! The galaxy's most trusted economic analyst, Zor-Veen, predicts a 500% increase in the next quarter.
Read more on the ITURP's strike or Andromeda's hidden stash of G'lorgian Spice.