Weekly Disaster Report
Warning: This is not for the faint of heart.

Global Chaos

This week, the world has seen an unprecedented 12 simultaneous apocalyptic events.

1. Mass Hysteria in the Stock Market

2. Robot Uprising in Tokyo

3. Asteroid Near Miss

Local Disasters

The following disasters have occurred in the vicinity of our beloved metropolis.

1. Restaurant Fire on 5th St.

2. Traffic Jam on the Highway to Nowhere