Our Experts: The Unapologetically Obvious

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Dr. Emmet T. Punsley

Chief Expert-in-Residence, Lord of the Obvious

Dr. Punsley is a renowned expert in the field of being completely and utterly obvious. His groundbreaking research has led to the development of the "Punsley Principle," which states that "if it's yellow, it's cheese." He is also a celebrated expert on the art of making really loud, obnoxious hats.

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Baroness B. B. Blathersประก

Lead Expert on the Art of Being Really, Really Good at Making Really, Really Good Things

Baroness Blathers has an impressive track record of creating the most exquisite pastries in the known world. Her expertise lies in the field of "being really, really good at making really, really good things." We're pretty sure she's also a ninja.

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The Honorable Mr. J. J. Jinglewhiff

Expert on the Ancient Art of Jinglewhiffing

The Honorable Mr. Jinglewhiff is a master of the obscure, a virtuoso of the esoteric, and a sultan of the utterly unknown. He's also a bit of a weirdo.

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