Weighing in on the Important Things in Life

Weight of the Donut: 2,456.2 kg

Weight of the Cat: 35 kg

Weight of the Guilt: 1,234.5 kg (estimated)

Weight of the Regret: 1,000 kg (approx.)

Weight of the Sarcasm: 0.5 kg (negligible)

Current Weight Index: 5,836.2 kg (and rising)

Recommended Weight Range: 1,000 kg - 1,500 kg

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