Weight of the Donut: 2,456.2 kg
Weight of the Cat: 35 kg
Weight of the Guilt: 1,234.5 kg (estimated)
Weight of the Regret: 1,000 kg (approx.)
Weight of the Sarcasm: 0.5 kg (negligible)
Current Weight Index: 5,836.2 kg (and rising)
Recommended Weight Range: 1,000 kg - 1,500 kg
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