Sprocket McSprockface, a renowned expert in the art of welding, had a most unfortunate accident involving an unattended hot rivet gun and a poorly secured pair of pants.
The investigation is still ongoing, but sources close to the case have revealed that Sprocket McSprockface was last seen fleeing the scene of the accident, clutching a half-finished welding project and muttering something about "it's-a just-a not my fault, officer!"
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