Last Seen: A Welding Odyssey
Here's the last known coordinates of our beloved clients, may they forever be in our thoughts.
Client 1: Weld-o-Matic 3000
Weld-o-Matic 3000 was last seen attempting to weld a toaster to a toaster. We have reason to believe it was in a state of existential crisis.
Client 2: Sparky McSparkerson
Sparky McSparkerson was last seen in a heated dispute with a particularly stubborn rivet. We have it on good authority that Sparky was not pleased.
Client 3: The Welding Wizard of Oz
The Welding Wizard of Oz was last seen attempting to weld a pair of roller skates to a toaster. We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a tornado.