Welding is like playing the trombone, but with fire.
Step 1: Gather Your Tools, You Amateur
Get a welding mask, gloves, and safety glasses. Don't be that guy.
Choose Your Machine: Because You Don't Want to Be That Guy Who Welds with a Hammer
Step 2: Learn to Control Your Flame
Practice, practice, practice. Or just stare at the flame until it gets bored and turns off.
Step 3: Make Something Other Than a Birdhouse
You can do it. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
Disclaimer: We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing Either