Whale of a Tale: Where the Fish Are Always on a Boat

Welcome to the most epic of tales, where the fish are always on a boat, and the sailors are always on a quest for the perfect tuna sandwich.

Or, at least, that's what our hero, Captain Scurvy, thought.

But little did he know, the sea was full of more than just sea monsters and sunken treasure. It was full of bureaucracy and paperwork.

As he sailed across the seven seas, he encountered:

1. The Great Barrier Reef of Red Tape

A place where even the fish are audited.

2. The Island of Lost Socks

A place where the fish have given up on their laundry.

3. The Sea of Lost Dreams

A place where even the sailors have lost all sense of purpose.